She wants him cause she's bored like he's just a hobby she can take up So she shows up to his door wearing just a little too much make up Now she's crying out her eyes saying baby I never want to break up And he'll say sorry for the lies but you were just another shoe I had to lace up And now sweet Alexis is having fingernails for breakfast Crying tears as big as Texas drying all around her neck Well it comes down to who hits hardest when you deal with cheap shot artists Who's more ruthless or more heartless darling what did you expect Well now she's driving down the road going sixty in a three door chariot I've got this hatchet with your name on it and all i want to do is bury it She saw a stranger in the road and he said honey that looks heavy can I carry it And then she threw it at his face said if you love it so much you can marry it And now sweet Alexis is having fingernails for breakfast Crying tears as big as Texas drying all around her neck Well it comes down to who hits hardest when you deal with cheap shot artists Who's more ruthless or more heartless darling what did you expect And now sweet Alexis is having fingernails for breakfast Crying tears as big as Texas drying all around her neck Well it comes down to who hits hardest when you deal with cheap shot artists Who's more ruthless or more heartless darling what did you expect Oh darling what did you expect Oh darling what did you expect