e|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|--2--2--------------------| D|--0--0--------5--5--4--2--| A|--------3--4--------------| E|--------------------------| Intro: (W/ riff) Verse 1: (W/ riff) I don't wanna leave, Bernardette, but I don't wanna live with the jet set. I don't wanna leave, with you paying all my debts, with that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get, Chorus: Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive, you've never done a day's work in your life, you've got, no incentive. You've made a career, out of punting off all the men, that you've slept with Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive, Verse 2: A (W/ riff) I can't get a job, Bernardette, so all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts. If you marry me, Bernardette, you'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get, Chorus: Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive, you've never done a day's work in your life, you've got, no incentive. You've made a career, out of punting off all the men, that you've slept with Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive, A (W/ riff) Ooh, Bernardette, Bernardette, Ooh, Bernardette, Bernardette, Sax Solo: Bernardette's got a house in the country, she's really got it made. Her lies made her filthy rich, she's got all expenses paid. Middle8: Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away, then you'll eat him all up, and spit him out, with a dash of Perrier. And when you've had enough, you'll throw him away, and take him for all you can get, Yeah, you like it, don't you, Bernardette, Verse 3: A (W/ riff) I don't wanna leave, Bernardette, but I wanna keep a little bit of self respect. I don't wanna leave with you paying all my debts, with that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get, Chorus: Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive, you've never done a day's work in your life, you've got, no incentive. Women like you oughta be locked up, for giving others a bad name Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive, A (W/ riff) Ooh, Bernardette, Bernardette, Ooh, Bernardette, I think you're sad.