Intro: Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market Kevin is a lunatic he works there every day Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market Kevin is a lunatic the mailman thinks he's gay He says fuck you, grocery dollar two That's his way to say have a nice day Kevin is a lunatic ... He says go to hell candy bars are not on sale but Zachary says he'll buy one anyway Kevin is a lunatic ... The mail-mailman thinks he's gay