It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman, that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan To take over the USA, he's gonna try it again today He'll turn the whole world into China if he gets his way It's the ancient tale of the chinaman man, that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan Well the east tries to beat the west and it doesn't matter who's the best He's the oriental armageddon that'll lay the whole world to rest Chinaman , machine gun in his had Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan Chinaman , machine gun in his had Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan Ch-Ch-Chinaman