Motherlover

Intro: Oh dang, what is it dawg? I forgot its Mothers Day Didn't get a gift for her Other plans got in the way She'll be so disappointed Damn I forgot it too This could have been avoided What the hell are we gonna do? My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father It would be my honor to be your new step-father And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh! 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other, be my mother lover Happy Mother's Day