Accidents will happen Catastrophes will occur One hour in your kitchen is boring enough You locked me in for twenty-four Catastrophes will happen Accidents will occur I was looking for a way to get back at you When he walked in through a flap in the door And every time I hear his name I feel some kind of shame Everyone says I'm not to blame But all the same I'm sorry I killed your dog I'm sorry I killed your dog I'm sorry I killed your dog I'm sorry I killed your dog