Intro: Verse: Welllll, she was standing in the bar I said, "Hello, how do you do?" She handed me a beer with a kangaroo Verse: She spoke of places I had never been That she had traveled to And we slowed danced along to faster tunes Verse: I made her laugh, I made a pass, I showed her my half dollar ring She said, "That's pretty cool, But classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool" Break: Verse: So later on the crowd calmed down And I believe it was as if Something drew me closer to her lips Verse: So picture my surprise when I had tried to lean in for a kiss And she just smiled and turned her head down Verse: I asked her, "Why?" and she replied, "It was nothing I was doing wrong, its just what it is" No, classy girls don't kiss in bars like this Ending: No, classy girls don't kiss in bars Boys will break their backs and hearts But its alright, the hardest part is through Oh through Oh Oh Hardest Part