Intro: verse 1: I don't think I am capable of This teenage televised taping of love. But here is my guide on how to be alone: Just act like a freak and Sleep with everyone you've ever known. I'm half crazy, all just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale And I don't think I'll ever be happy. verse 2: And I'd like to think romance is real Open my chest, a heart you could steal But here is my guide on how to stay alone, Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor. I'm half crazy, all just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale And I don't think I'll ever be happy. Happy Bridge (solo): POWER CHORDS ×2 BAR CHORDS I'm half crazy, all just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale And I don't think I'll ever be happy. Happy