Intro: #1. What kind of girl is this..(what kind of girl is this?) she's never, ever been kissed?..(what kind of girl is this?) Well, rubidy-rub-dub-dub..(what kind of girl is this?) She's never, ever been in love..(what kind of girl is this?) Bridge: She's never been in the moonlight..watchin' the stars above..(whoa, no!) #2. What kind of girl is this?..(what kind of girl is this?) She's never been out on a date..(what kind of girl is this?) What kind of girl is this?..(what kind of girl is this?) She's never, ever come home late..(what kind of girl is this?) Bridge: But I begged her on my knees..to please go out with me. (And she did!) #3. Did ya love her? (no, no, no, noooo!) Did ya hug her? (no, no, no, no, no, no-oh-oh!) Did ya squeeze her? (no, no, no, no, no, no!) Did ya kiss her? (no, no, no, no-oh-oh!) #4. What kind of girl is this..(what kind of girl is this?) she's never, ever been kissed?..(what kind of girl is this?) Well, rubidy-rub-dub-dub..(what kind of girl is this?) She's never, ever been in love..(what kind of girl is this?) Bridge: She's never been in the moonlight..watchin' the stars above.. #5. What kind of girl is this? (what kind of girl is this?) She's never, ever been on a date..(what kind of girl is this?) What kind of girl is this?..(what kind of girl is this?) She's never, ever come home late..(what kind of girl is this?) Bridge: But I begged her on my knees..to please go out with me. (And she did.) OUTRO: She's so respectable! (oh, so, so respectable!) She's so respectable! (oh, so, so respectable!) She's so respectable! (oh, so, so respectable!) She's so respectable! (oh, so, so respectable!) She's so respectable! (oh, so, so respectable!) She's so respectable! (oh, so, so respectable!)..(Fade.)