Intro: verse 1 I know a girl Her name is Alice She's a part time model And an Oxford Scholar She wears her hair in Platinum plaits down her back She'll start to stutter if you make her nervous And if she's got a face for the world And she's getting bigger everyday that she works So if you ask me do I know someone for the job Yeah I know a girl I know a girl verse 2 I know a girl Her name is kitty (kitty) She's got freckles all over her body And when she goes to Paris She'll turn back around Cause she's a Cold Chisel, Gang Gajang kinda girl And if she's got a face for the world And she's getting bigger everyday that she works So if you ask me do I know someone for the job Yeah I know a girl I know a girl Bridge 1 Oh why do you turn from me sister (x4) Ooh oooooooh (x2) Bridge 2 I know a girl Her name is... She's been sleeping with my boyfriend I could do anything Kick her face in But I guess I'll settle for artistic revenge And if she's got a face for the world And she's getting bigger everyday that she works So if you ask me do I have bridges to burn Yeah I know a girl I know a girl Yeah I know a girl I know a girl Yeah I know a girl I know a girl