Intro verse 1 Do I wanna be a dog? Any diddling male would do If I was a damned old dog I wouldn't be fussy for you verse 2 Do I wanna be a housebroken dog Eat better than an Indian I don't wanna be a damned old dog I just wanna lick your chin again verse 3 I thought that I could convince you I thought that I could get through Chew out a hole in the fence you Barked up between me and you verse 4 Limping around in the moonlight Covering, covering, covering up what I did Words decompose all around me Nuisances I committed Verse 5 Do I wanna be a dog? Cut the heat out of me If I was a damned old dog I wouldn't have to goddamn human be