Intro: Went to the fortune teller Had my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head Then she took a look at my palm Said "Sonny you feel kinda warm" She looked into her crystal ball and said You're in love I said that could not be so I'm not passionate with the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You'll be looking into her eyes I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered The fortune teller told me a lie I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I told her I didn't meet nobody Why'd she make a fool outta me Then something struck me I simply couldn't remember of When looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fella Well I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free Now I'm a happy fella Well I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free