INTRO VERSE 1 N.C Punctured bicycle on a hill side desolate, will nature make a man of me yet when this charming car this charming man why pamper lifes complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passengers seat______ PRE Chorus I would go out tonight but i havent got a stitch to wear this man said its gruesome that someone so handsome should care______ Ah! a jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place he said return the ring he knows so much a-bout these things he knows so much a-bout these things PRE Chorus 2 N.C I would go out tonight but i havent got a stitch to wear this man said its gruesome that someone so handsome should care___ La la la la la la la this charming man___ La la la la la la la this charming man___ 2 Ah! a jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place he said return the ring he knows so much a-bout these things he knows so much a-bout these things he knows so much a-bout these things_________ OUTRO