{intro} ||: | :|| {bass} ||----------|----------|| ||.7-7----5-|7-7----5-.|| ||.----5h7--|----5h7--.|| ||----------|----------|| | | | | Doctor, there's something wrong with me | | | | My health is not all that it used to be | | My heart is out of beat, I've got chilblains on my feet | | | | | My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad, I've got every sickness there is to be had I had whooping cough last month And today I've got the mumps And tomorrow I'll get chicken pox as well | | Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well | | I've not got long to go now I can tell | z\ Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well | I've not got long to go I can tell | | | | | I've not got long to go I can tell Those pills I took had no effect at all Just the other day I had a nasty fall And I think I broke my jaw, when it hit the kitchen floor And I'm shrinking, last week I was five foot four I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? And though the bug is going round, what can I do? And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get through? {Chorus} Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well I've not got long to go I can tell Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well I've not got long to go I can tell I've not got long to go I can tell Do you think it's time that I made out my will? I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill Just how long is there to go; Please tell me, I want to know But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill