{intro and verse pattern} | | |---0-----0--|---0-----0--|---0-----0--|---0-----0--|---0-----0--| |--6-6---6-6-|--6-6---6-6-|--3-3---3-3-|--1-1---1-1-|--1-1---1-1-| |-7-----7----|-5-----5----|-5-----5----|-3-----3----|-3-----3----| |8-----8-----|7-----7-----|5-----5-----|3-----3-----|3-----3-----| |------------|------------|------------|------------|------------| |------------|------------|------------|------------|------------| Me and my brother were talking to each other | | About what makes a man a man |---0----0----| |--3-3--3-2---| |-2----2------| |0----0-------| |-------------| |-------------| | Was it brain or brawn, the month you were born | We just couldn't understand | Our old man didn't like our appearance | Ano3 He said that only women wear long hair | So me and my brother borrowed money from mother | We knew what we had to do | We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium | |D | And got our arms tattooed | | Welcome to my life, tattoo |----------------------|----2-3-2----| |3-------------3-------|----3-3-3----| |2-------------2-------|----2-2-2----| |0-------------0-------|0---0-0-0----| |---4----2--0-----4-2-0|-------------| |----------------------|-------------| | | I'm a man now, thanks to you | % | % | | I expect I'll regret you | But the skin graft man won't get you |II | | You'll be there when I die tattoo {note: in stage versions} My dad beat me 'cause mine said mother But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother 'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude And my mother thought that was extremely rude Welcome to my life, tattoo We've a long time together, me and you I expect I'll regret you But the skin graft man won't get you You'll be there when I die, tattoo Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over My wife is tattooed, too A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-tooty-toot Rooty-toodle-toodle tattoo too to you