Intro: (riff) Well, I'm gonna have to get a new mailbox 'Cuz all she left me was a hole And I'm gonna hafta get a new washin' machine As soon as I get some new clothes Well, I could close my eyes and run through this house And never once stub my big toe It was a man who'd never been left who said You can't take it with you when you go Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show You can take it with you when you go Well, I'm sittin' here on this hard floor Where a big, soft couch used to be And I'm starin' at a bug on the wall Where there used to be a TV Well, I'd kill that sucker in a heartbeat If I could find me anything to throw I was so naive to have ever believed You can't take it with you when you go Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show You can take it with you when you go (SOLO) Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show You can take it with you when you go I oughta call somebody but I ain't got a phone Just goes to show you can take it with you when you go outro: (riff)