verse 1 I don't like Jews Neither should you They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact I don't like black people It's just not acceptable There should be some kind of law, that is that verse 2 And I get the s***s with Inuits They get on my tits, the little bastards And women just make me so mad Does that make me bad, am I bad? Is that bad? verse 3 And the f***in' Italians I just cannot stand them They really inspire my rancour Cheating f***ing Italian wankers! And lesbians and the bicurious Make me furious It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr! verse 4 And fuckin' Christians I just want to punch them in their faces And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers Verse 5 And I hate gays who talk camply And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry Bridge I hate the rich I hate the poor I hate bitches I hate whores Outro I hate Africans I hate Japanese I hate the disabled I hate Burmese Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed I will judge you for no reason N.C. At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake N.C. The song begins again with the full lyrics.