Todd Snider You know just the other morning, I was hanging around in my house. I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked, I was checkin' it out. Just then a friend of mine came through the door, Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before, She said she didn't ever want to see me any more, And I still don't know why. I think I'm am alright guy I think I'm am alright guy I just want to live until I've gotta die I know I ain't perfect, But God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright Now maybe I'm dirty, And maybe I smoke a little dope. It ain't like I'm going on TV And tearing up pictures of the Pope. I know I get wild and I know I get drunk, Well, it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk. My old man used to call me a no good punk, And I still don't know why. (Chorus) You know, just the other night These cops pulled me over outside a bar. They turned on their lights And they ordered me out of my car. Man, I was only kidding When I called them a couple of dicks, But still they made me do the stupid human tricks, Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks, And I still don't know why. (Chorus) adlib to end