) Well, I hope that I don't fall in love with you ) 'Cause falling in love just makes me blue. Well, the music plays and you display your heart for me to see. I had a beer and now I hear you calling out to me, And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. ) Now the room is crowded, people's everywhere ) And I wonder, should I offer you a chair? Well, if you sit down with this old clown, he'll take that frown and break it. Before the evening's gone away I think that we could make it, And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. ) Now the night does funny things inside a man. ) These old tomcat feelings you don't understand. I turn around and look at you, you light a cigarette. I wish I had the guts to bum one, but we've never met, And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. ) I can see that you are lonesome just like me, ) And I'm feeling like you'd like some company. Well, I turn around to look at you and you look back at me. The guy you're with, he's up and split, the chair next to you's free And I hope that you don't fall in love with me. ) Now it's closing time, the music's fading out. ) Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout. I turn around to look at you—you're nowhere to be found. I search the place for your lost face— guess I'll have another round. And I think that I just fell in love with you.