Verse I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip flops and a Stetson Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching Cause I ain't had a single bite all day But I caught a buzz and ain't no limit to Tanqueray Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun Got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy Verse There's a tiki party down the beach about a mile or two Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this Bridge It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy Bridge If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy