Oh the grand ol' Duke of York, he had 10,000 men, he marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again. And when they were up they were up, and when they were down they were down, and when they were only half way up they were neither up nor down! Verse 2 as above but 'drummed them up...' Verse 3 as above but 'piped them up...'