If I had a nickle, Let me tell you what'd I do I'd spend it all for candy, And I'd give it all to you {}you 'Cause {}that's how much I love ya, honey {}you If You were a horse-fly, And I an old grey mare I'd set and let you bite me, And I'd never move a hair I'd set and let you bite me, And I'd never move a hair 'Cause that's how much I love ya, honey That's how much I love you If you were a tiger, I'd hang around your den I'd pester you my darlin', until you let me in I'd pester you my darlin', until you let me in 'Cause that's how much I love ya, honey That's how much I love you Now if you want to marry, just let me tell you what I'll go and find the preacher, so he can tie the knot I'll go and find the preacher, so he can tie the knot 'Cause that's how much I love ya, honey That's how much I love you 'Cause that's how much I love ya, honey That's how much I love you note-hammer the , simular to "Mary-Joe MacCalister Threw Somethin Off the Tallahassee Bridge". vary the 2/4 rhythm pattern, kinda' bluesy. try an ( chord) change up on the last verse.