Intro: Verse 1: The day is finally here There's flowers everywhere The guests are waitin with sweet anticipation As I look down the aisle The preacher starts to smile Bears a ring and then the organ is playin I'm so overcome that I could cry I'm so happy I'm not the bride Verse 2: She's such a pretty thing She don't know anything Ain't gonna tell her that she's outta her mind The preacher asks the question No I got no objections I do, I do, I want him out of my life Throw the rice and let those white doves fly Oh happy day, I'm not the bride Instrumental: Bridge: Eat some more cake Throw the bouquet Pass the champagne, it's time to celebrate I'm gonna dance this night away Oh yeah Instrumental: Verse 3: The groom is gettin' loud His new wife starts to shout Oh this is perfect, it can only get better They're fightin' in the car Off to a real good start His momma's cryin' aren't they lovely together They're drivin' away, we're wavin' goodbye Those call in, last amen, hallelujah By the grace of God go I, I'm not the bride Outro: