Gatesy: Well, it doesn't take a genius to realise, Being good at school can be cool. Put on your lab coats, boffins rule! () Yon: (Stammering) Umm... umm... I'd actually rather you didn't use the word "boffin", 'cause if anything it means "having sex". G & S: There's nothing wrong with putting on your thinking cap, Though your social skills may be crap. You can impress with these cool facts: () Yon: That Playstation you're playing at - science made that! Scod: That Ghettodeck you're rapping off the beats to - science made that too! Gatesy: Without science, we wouldn't have cheap bathtub biker speed! Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful, That's why they teach 'em to ya. Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, Don't be a fool, The science school is cool. Well, you may not see a scientist do Rock and Roll, But they understand the mineral properties of rock. As well as the physics of roll. () Scod: Oh, Mr. Scientist, I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water! Yon: How do you know it was boiling? Was it bubbling? Scod: Uhh... no. Yon: Then it wasn't really boiling. Scod: I feel better already. Tripod: GO SCIENCE! () Gatesy: Help, help! I lost my ball bearing down the drain! Yon: Then get a magnet, man. Gatesy: But it's a really deep drain. Yon: Then you'll need a really long magnet. Tripod: GO SCIENCE! Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful, That's why they teach 'em to ya. Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, Don't be a fool, The science school is cool. () Scod: Oh help, Mr. Scientist, I need you again! How does a hot air balloon rise? Yon: Because it's a HOT AIR balloon. Scod: Ohh. Gatesy: How do I deal with girls and not feel awkward? (Pause) Yon: Did you know that the atomic structure of butter is not dissimilar to- Gatesy: But... but... but... I was asking about gir- Yon: Margarine, on the other hand... Scod: Break it down! Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful... Oh, science facts are useful... Gatesy: Okay, everybody, rock and roll moment! Hold your lighters in the air! Y & S: (Clapping, no guitar) Oh, science facts are useful... Oh, science facts are useful... Gatesy: But be careful because butane, even when contained in very small amounts, is an extremely volatile gas. Y & S: Oh, science facts are useful... Gatesy: Thanks to Issac Newton we can crowd-surf! Y & S: That's why they teach 'em to ya. Gatesy: Bikini tops are a great invention! Y & S: Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, Tripod: Don't be a fool, The science school is coo_______