Intro Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow verse 1 Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat verse 2 Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat Interlude Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow Guitar and piano solo Slide guitar and fiddle solo Trumpet and clarinet solo You eat dark meat Interlude Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow verse 3 Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker Cognac and black coffee with the boys Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound Your hands are wet, your hair is slick You smoke big dick verse 4 Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat Modulation outro Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow Doodley baboo Doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow