Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck If I pull out the Claymore you're shit out of luck Who's that girl? That pretty young thing After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- The Blareny Stone brings a tear to me eye Down to the pub for a two shilling ale The bread on the counter is going stale If I don't get some fresh bread soon Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- The Blareny Stone brings a tear to me eye Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time Got too many other things on me mind Patty was nice, she was young pale and cute But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- The Blareny Stone brings a tear to me eye Got oooze in my pores, my feet are all wet Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet Got stones in my bladder, got a crack in me head When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- The Blareny Stone brings a tear to me eye