Intro: verse 1 I'm waving my dick in the wind I'm waving my dick in the wind If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight But I'm waving my dick in the wind verse 2 I'm lost in the sauce once again I'm lost in the sauce once again If I make it through the night, everything will be alright But I'm lost in the sauce once again It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you And a million miles of highway in-between There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me And that pig's pretty mean, bastard verse 3 You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance To see old Jimmy Wilson dance Bridge Dance, Jimmy I'm doin' the best I can, goddamn (that's it) You know, I can't really dance like I used to. I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson Sure enough, he's got what it takes Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy? Cause you're a really good dancer Interlude Ooh yeah, cut me down! verse 4 I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight But I'm waving my dick in the wind Outro Waving my dick in the wind I'm waving my dick in the wind