Intro: Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am So many people, well it sure is lonely Who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" But there ain't nobody around Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am verse 1 Heaven left for California on a midnight plane Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely For reasons that's hard to explain Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell And each one are both the same thing? Well I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for And that hell treats us both just the same Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am So many people, well it sure is lonely Who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" But there ain't nobody around Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am Bridge Let's burn one for those that's livin' in hell Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven Burn one for everyone in the whole world And anyone stuck in-between Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am So many people, well it sure is lonely Who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" But there ain't nobody around Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am Yeah heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I think I'll just stay where I am