INTRO: Every town I go in, there's a street.. name of the street, ha..Funky, Funky Broadway. Down on Broadway..there's a nightclub. Now, now, name of the nightclub, now, baby.. Funky, Funky Broadway. Down on Broadway there's a crowd, now.. name of the crowd, baby..Broadway Crowd. Down on Broadway, yeah..there's a dance step..ha! Name of the dance..Funky, Funky Broadway. Wiggle your legs now, baby..shake your head up. Do the Shing--Ling now, baby..shake, shake, shake, now. You don't know, baby..you don't know now, woman. Do the Funky Broadway. Interlude OUTRO: Dirty, filthy, Broadway..don't I like Broadway, ha! At Broadway, lookee here.. Down Broadway, there's a woman..name of the woman, ha!.. Broadway Woman. Down on Broadway, yeah..there's a man, ha!..Name of the man, now..(Fade.)