INTRO x2 verse 1 It's February, the day?s fourteen But from the look on your face You don't know what that means Don't even try it, don't try to deny it You forgot it was Valentine?s Day verse 2 You tried to scramble and whip something up But your balloons say ?Happy Birthday? Your card says ?Mazel Tov? There?s no mistaking, don't bother faking You forgot it was Valentine?s Day I bought you a sweater and baked you some cupcakes And put on some nice lingerie You gave me your iPod and the cash in your pockets And a USA Today (And it wasn?t even from today it was from an old hotel) verse 3 You said you made plans but it didn?t seem right When we went to Olive Garden at 11:15 at night Your reservation should be in quotations You forgot about Valentine?s Day OUTRO I know I'm angry But later I?ll be fine You're just a moron But at least you're mine And you can bet I?ll never let you forget When you forgot about Valentine?s Day