Mexican Dog

INTRO: I was VERSE 1: Down on the border, on some business I'd rather not mention Gettin' involved with a woman was not my in-tention but then She came along, just out walking her dog and I Loved her before I'd even met her, I guess Sometimes intentions can change, sometimes not for the better well the VERSE 2: Dog didn't like me, I guess he knew where I was headin' He bit my hand, when he carried the rings at our weddin' mari- achis played and we sang and we swayed, but they're Right when they say love is blind, 'cos in a Month she was gone and she only left one thing be-hind Chorus 1: Now I got a Mexican dog I can't say his name he don't come when I call When he's not bitin' me he's lickin' his balls and I Hate him right down to his fur but All I got left of her is this Mexican dog so I VERSE 3: Thought it might help, if I bought him a toy at the store He was so grateful, he left somethin' for me on my floor I kicked him Out every night, but by the dawn's early light he was Back sportin' some brand new smell, I'd take him Back where he came from, but I don't have directions to hell Chorus 1: BREAK: VERSE 4: I got a new girlfriend, who couldn't stop telling me what to do to Top it all off, she said she thought that little bastard was cute I said hold On to his leash, and wait right here for me, and he'll Show you some tricks that he knows and I Know it was wrong, but I showed her a trick of my own Chorus-VARIATION: Now she's got a Mexican dog she can't say his name he don't come when she calls When he's not bitin' her he's lickin' his balls, but we're Even far as I'm con-cerned 'cos Now that dog is hers that Mexican dog Chorus-ENDING: Now she's got a Mexican dog she can't say his name he don't come when she calls When he's not bitin' her he's lickin' his balls and I Hope she got what she de-served Now that dog is hers that Mexican