Intro chords: Well, down at the factory I'm never late I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop 'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock Then I disappear until the weekend's through And you'll never guess who I turn into I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman Ready or not, I'm back again Dancing on the tables And swinging from the chandeliers I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman That's who I really am A real rebel, dare-devil Honky-Tonkin' Superman Everybody's waiting for my next move Last night I broke the record for acting a fool My favorite waitress said I went a little too far When I came a roller skating down the top of the bar Now, don't blame me for just having fun They never should have bet me that it couldn't be done Cause Chorus Bridge: Hey, Look up there on the neon sign It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind Oh it's just Chorus: Yeah, sure 'nuff, real tough honky-tonkin' superman