If You're Not In Love

Well I'm trying not to panic But I'm gettin' all romantic Gettin' soft with everything I say and do I'm talkin' hours on the phone Puttin' on that sweet cologne I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you Oh wait a minute it gets worse I found myself holding your purse Waiting outside that bra and pantie store My boss' wife walked by She spotted me and told me hi And I knew then I was in for it for sure Now all the boys down at the shop know And they sure do find it funny They say you've changed my ways And that you're spending all my money Honey if you're not in love If you're not in love If you're not in love Oh if you're not in love... Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble I get this lump in my throat I think I sold my boat So I could buy that diamond ring for you Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' That since I can't go fishin' You don't make me sell my golf clubs too Now all the boys down at the shop know And they laughed until I cried I told them If I mess this up My mamma's gonna tear my hide (Chorus) I gave up that can of snuff No more NASCAR on TV Honey If that ain't enough This may be the death of me (Chorus)