Well I was thumbing through the channels And I saw a sight to see A so called country singer There singing on MTV Then I began to think Had she ever heard of Hank Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king From the Houston rodeo To any old dancehall All the cowboys and cowgirls Know how to have a ball And every night they tip a toast To the Lonestar State Where the women are so fine and the music is so great Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger Don’t wanna see no wannabe country western singer Don’t call it country unless you can prove it I want something with a swing to it Well it’s a Texas thing y’all So if you don’t understand Just drop what you’re doing Get here as quick as you can I’d even stop in Oklahoma If it was up to me Cause when it comes to country there ain’t none like Gary P. (Chorus) That hip-hop rap and boy-band crap is for the squirrels in San Francisco Yeah Nashville’s making music that sounds like a dadgum disco Don’t call it country unless you can prove it I want something with a swing to it