When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Just Like Colt Mccoy

Verse Some say he's a ninja, rumor has it he's Superman Hes got the heart of a lion, still he's as gentle as old Peter Pan All you Hatfields better beware, I heard he's stronger than a Kodiak bear He's your real deal, he's no decoy, he's still his mama's little pride and joy Chorus Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy Verse Now Everybody and their dog is doggin' on the little quarterback from Jim Ned Too short too slow and way too skinny is what the headlines read So he hit the weights, protein shakes and lord behold, he started to grow Now he's gettin' sick and tired of people getting fired up for rubbing elbows with Tim Tebow Chorus Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy Bridge There's a new sheriff in town Shaking hands and kissing babies And throwing laser beam touchdowns (spoken - we thought you'd think that was stupid) Chorus Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy