Never Trust A Man (with Egg On His Face)

Intro: A man and a woman walking down the Street With a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet When mummy turned to daddy and she said my dear write out your will because the end is near Then she pulled out the gun and I saw the sparks Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks Because She'd heard the voices from outer space She'd heard the voices from outer space She'd heard the voices from outer space Saying, never trust a man with egg on his Face Saying, never trust a man with egg on his Face Three months later mrs b stands A smile on her face, blood on her hands The kiddies got scared and have run home to bed The headlines in the papers said that she was the victim of an awful plan. Announced through the mouthpiece of a Little green man She'd heard the voices from outer space Saying Saying, never trust a man with egg on his Face Saying, never trust a man with egg on his Face la la (repeat to end)