Intro: Verse I met Vivienne 30 years ago She was walking down Kings Road She had beautiful head, beautiful legs, Beautiful legs A cup of coffee in Beaufort Street Don't know me from Adam Because Vivienne's tears flood everywhere She can make your garden grow Vivienne's tears flow everywhere She can make your garden, garden, garden grow Verse I met Vivienne at the Vortex Club I was wasted after the show She had beautiful legs, beautiful eyes, Beautiful thighs You shouldn't be a singer Adam, oh dear me no You shouldn't sing at all Should I have taken your advice? It wasn't very nice Well you were very funny from the first With your garlic cure for thrush Living on the planet, Vivienne, Gave me the bums rush Because Vivienne's tears flood everywhere She can make your garden grow Vivienne's tears flow everywhere She can make your garden, garden, garden grow Buy at the sound of trumpets, sell when there's Blood on the streets