Intro verse 1 Spring without flowers is just as remorseful As an Autumn denied, the colored leaves fall. Winter is long, Winter has no snow. And Summer is painful, when the wind won’t blow. Welcome to my home no fear of pneumonia This is paradise. It’s Tucson, Arizona Chorus 1 Hawaii’s got surfin. We Got Cactus. LA’s got Hollywood. We Got Cactus. New York’s got night life. We Got Cactus. Florida’s got beaches. We Got Cactus. Break 2x verse 2 We came here for jobs. Money’s the thing, but no one told us there was just the Burger King. Minimum wage, maximum slave, the beer’s not cheap and I already gave. I don’t know if Tucson is the gateway to heaven, but you’re never more than 10 feet from a 7-11. Chorus 2 Minnesota’s got lakes. We Got Cactus. Wyoming’s got wildlife. We Got Cactus. Oregon’s got pine trees. We Got Cactus. Georgia’s got peaches. We Got Cactus. Break 2x ? verse 3 You don’t have a car? Don’t worry then. We got a great bus system. Just be home by 10. Tucson, oh Tucson, what did I do, so wrong in my life, pause to deserve you I wanna leave. Maybe next week. My heart says GO but the rent’s so cheap! Chorus 1 Hawaii’s got surfin. We Got Cactus. LA’s got Hollywood. We Got Cactus. New York’s got night life. We Got Cactus. Florida’s got beaches. We Got Cac - tus.