verse 1 Well I been sittin here all day I been sitting in this waiting room And I been I waiting on my friends I been waiting on this conference call all alone And I’m on hold Yes, I’m on hold Chorus I hope it’s not all day Well I wonder where they are yes I wonder where my friends have gone Tell me where could they be while I’m waiting on this conference call Well I’m holdin on my phone yes I’m holdin on the line (hey) I don’t know where they are I don’t know why I’m still alone Mmmmmm... I’m on hold Oh yes I’m on hold verse 2 I hope it’s not all day (hey) (well let me tell you all a story about a man who was on hold all day, yes he was) (now, maybe he had the time wrong, and maybe he didn’t, there’s just no way for me to say) (and yes, I have seen some long hold times in my day, yes I have, and this was one of the worst) (now this young man did not hang up the telephone, and you guess what happened, haha, yeah, that call began, that call started) So stay on hold You gotta stay on hold Don’t go away