Why do you say we should hang out again Catch up on life but then Never respond to my text? Hello? Why do you ask me how I'm doing when You ditched me yet again Man, this has got to end Oooooh, you are a flaky friend You define flaky and Oooooh, honestly I'm sick of it Your flaky bullshit (giggle) Like last week I'm at the coffee shop I'm 15 minutes early Then I get a message from you "I can't come, so sorry" A? What. The. Fuck. Please tell me you're joking around Cause it's a dick move bro, if you're canceling With traffic it'd take you 45 minutes to get here on time So what the hell have you been doing? Oooooh, you are a flaky bitch You can go eat a dick Oooooh, good luck getting other friends You'll never stand me up again Oooooh, and one more thing. Fuck you.