Verse I took you to a five star dinner I bought you the most expensive wine I even paid off the maitre d' To usher us up to the front of the line You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man So I went and joined the neighborhood gym Though the weights put my spine out of commission Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim Pre-Chorus You say you're taking your time Maybe you don't even care Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare Why? God even knows how I try I can't fascinate you there Something that I've realized Nothing will ever do for you But I will solve this mystery But you've gotta give me the first clue Verse You said you always wanted a humble man So I sold my car and bought a beat up van I guess that wasn't quite enough for you So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan Pre-Chorus When you treat me unkind I wanna leave you far behind Then I think of all the things that make you so fine And I'm back in the role again Why? God even knows how I try I can't fascinate you there Something that I've realized Nothing will ever do for you But I will solve this mystery But you've gotta give me the first clue I won't stop 'til I find the key The key to you Bridge I took the challenge and I must confess I never met someone so hard to impress But all you need is someone to love you Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest? Why? God even knows how I try I can't fascinate you there Something that I've realized Nothing will ever do for you But I will solve this mystery But you've gotta give me the first clue