Well I used to be a Democrat, a liberal no doubt, I didn't think conservatives knew what life's about Then I started leaving the Fox News Channel on If that's the face of the right, I'll tell the left so long. Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News, Everyone is beautiful any one you choose Whoever does the hiring knows how to light my fuse Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News, There's Gretchen, Megan and Martha, Harris and Patty Ann Janis, Jenny, Julie, Maria, Anna and Alison Dana, Anisley, Andrea, Uma, Shannon, Molly and Heather They Make the bad news on TV look a whole lot better Now please don't call me shallow, a pervert or insane Who the heck does not love beauty with brains I'll bet you that Bill Clinton, when Hillary walks in Quickly switches back from Fox to MSBNN Chorus, with Bill wants a girl.... Now to Doocey, Killmeade and Bolling, Bret, Shep and Shawn And all those other hairy legged Geraldos you put on I ask you all one question, who would you rather watch Cavato or Courtey Friel interview Ed Koch? Cause honey sure beats vinegar to wash down the news we need Well no one else comes close except for maybe Robin Meade They got you blondes and brunettes, even redheads too Which proves that they're the only ones with fair and balanced news Play Modified Chorus: Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News, I'd sit there for an hour in Billy Hemmers shoes Can't help it if other network girls egos get bruised Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News, And I like Michele Malkin, she never makes my red state blue And if my wife would let me, hey I'd marry Michelle too Save some love for Gretta she's the smartest of you'all And when she's off the record, she's the wildest of them all Now I'm a Fox News junkie, I watch it all I can My liberal days are over, hope Bob Beckle understands And I believe that everything O'Riley has to say Especially when he has Kiberly Guilfoile on that day