This is probably one of the best songs ever. It must be played very loud, drunk And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST). All the ’s are strummed once each time throughout the entire song. Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are). Intro- Verse1- Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town, His Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town, Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends, With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless entry for all the best of his friends, Well I’ve got this friend of mine And he might be a little Jewish everybody’s mind All I got to say about that Silent Is I don’t Fucking mind Verse2- He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map But I’ll bet you’ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat, Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too And you can bet your ass, you’ll be seeing his big shit kicking shoes, Chorus- Verse3- I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror And I tell myself, just how much more fucking queer, He wears that little goatee, down on his chin So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his skin, Chorus- Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of mine anymore But he might just be a friend with you, All I got to say about Jeffcoat Is he’s a fuckin Jew,