I Like You Better When You Hated Yourself

verse 1 We used to drink our Bacardi Behind the old school And bitch about dreams That would never come true Then you heard a callin' That I hadn't felt I liked you better When you hated yourself verse 2 Now you spend lots of time At that natural food place Buyin' fresh blocks of tofu Just like mom used to make You kicked your bad habits You're in perfect health But I liked you better When you hated yourself Bridge Change, it came a blowin' Like we never met Your inner child and you play games That I just don't get Somewhere it's written That this too shall pass But lately you've just been A pain in the ass.... verse 3 Ask me if I care Well, I guess I still do Friends don't come easy Even assholes like you And that shrink of yours She can go straight to hell I liked you better When you hated yourself Interlude Yodel-eh-hee-hee Yodel-eh-hee-hee verse 4 Last time I saw you You were on Donahue Discussing your book And everything you've been through Now you've got your glamour Your fame and your wealth But I Still liked you better When you hated yourself But I Still liked you better When you hated yourself