Intro: () (N.C) Well I () walked up to the bar Laid down my Platinum Card And I order 50 longnecks for my new () friends Well, the barmaid passed them out And before we chugged them down I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and () This () blonde slid up to me And said, "that was awful sweet" Then I saw her boyfriend () tall Well, he broke up our hug With a () six-foot-five-inch shove And I () wall Why does () ass I'm just () tryin' to have a little fun For () all the ones who can't And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls And I () fast Why does () ass Well, I've () never been the kind To walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get a(B)long I throw parties all the time And they're always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the () Well my () style of stress relief Sometimes, disturbs the peace The police show up, cut () yard And while the Zepplin's playin' loud They run () off my party crowd They () hard Repeat Chorus Steel Guitar Solo Lead Guitar Solo And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls And I () fast Why does () want It seems like () wants Why does () ass