Old Lady

Bigwig

verse 1 (Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse) Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" * That's okay I've got a cane, so what? Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" * That's okay I can't complain I'm still ali-i-ive I'm still ali-i-ive I'm still alalala-lalala-live I'm still ali-i-ive verse 1 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" * That's okay I've got a cane, so what? Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" * That's okay I can't complain I'm still ali-i-ive I'm still ali-i-ive I'm still alalala-lalala-live I'm still ali-i-ive verse 2 Since you've crashed my car (strum once) It just couldn't, couldn't be the same e|------------|------------|------------|------------| b|------------|------------|------------|------------| g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------| D|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---| A|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---| E|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---| Today on the wrong side of the road An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right. And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes." And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive." N.C. (Pickslide) You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom! (palm-mute this last line) She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive." Bridge A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard (palm-mute) Be lucky you're still alive! Fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard. (palm-mute) Be lucky you're still alive! Bridge 2 (Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th) Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! * Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive! Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive! Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive! Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive! Ending riff e|----------|----------|----------|----------| b|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---| g|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-| D|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------| A|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------| E|----------|----------|----------|----------|

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