Verso 1: He sits down and rolls his tongue in his mouth They get up and start rolling around He puts his arm on her and they walk out And I sit and watch and write everything down Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse Short and funny-looking Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse Tendency for absinthe Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse One Toulouse Verso 2: I live now as a small-town lady Nights are fine when I remember they pay me We can talk but I'm not your baby And he passes out sometime around 3 Oh sweet relief Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse Short and funny-looking Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse Tendency for absinthe Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse One Toulouse Ponte: We have the makers and the movers The lifeguards and the gardeners who are Killing time like beer Spilling on his paper The old boys with the new girls The lovers with the half-pipes And the solos, the wolves, the men Like Toulouse, oh Toulouse Short and funny-looking Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse Tendency for absinthe Oh Toulouse, no Toulouse One Toulouse