Intro TONY Can you hear it in the distance? Can you...sense it far away? GEORGE Is it old Rudolph the Reindeer? Is it Santa on his sleigh? TONY & GEORGE It's heading up to Easington It's coming down the Tyne Oh! It's bloody Maggie Thatcher and Michael Heseltine! So Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher May God's love be with you We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher We all celebrate today Cos it's one day closer to your death verse 1 They've come to raid your stockings And to steal your Christmas pud But don't be too downhearted It's all for your own good The economic infrastructure Must be swept away To make way for business parks and lower rates of pay; So... Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher May God's love be with you We all sing together it one breath Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher We all celebrate today Cos it's one day closer to your death. verse 2 And they've brought their fascist bootboys And they've brought the boys in blue And the whole Trade Union Congress will be at the party too And they'll all hold hands together All standing in a line Cos they're privatising Santa This merry Christmas time; So... Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher May God's love be with you We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher We all celebrate today Cos it's one day closer to your death Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher May God's love be with you We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher We all celebrate today Coo it's one day closer to your death. Finale LITTLE GIRLS Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Heseltine You're a tosser, you're a wanker And you're just a Tory Swine