verse 1 What a rare occasion Dinner alone was a crime Until a strange sensation When I asked if I could be your guy I never said it'd be easy I'm the last man I'd ever date Always tired, lacking desire To feel enough to start the day What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag verse 2 Living can be simple If you try your best to never try What a lucky devil Who reaps but never does his time And everybody's happy When you're the victim, I'm the crime Who could fail, it's easy as braille If you just read between the lines What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag Bridge January has come But I wish he'd knock If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop And put it all on red And crawl back into bed Find a series brainlessly easy And drink 'til I've a lolling head Melt away in sheets Warm from all the sweat Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless And sore from a night of regret Ah-h, fuck What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag Catatonic skinbag, catatonic skinbag