Capo II INTRO: (4x) Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV Flippin' thru the channels and what do I see A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand Holdin' it up as she changes her suit N/C Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot CHORUS: How do you get that job, that's what I wanna know Wherever he went to school, that's where I wanna go Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob How hard could it be, that's the life for me, how do you get that job Well there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D's Who spend half their lives just to get their degrees There's pro balls players we can all name Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes On the beach by the ocean in Mexico CHORUS SOLO Spoken over SOLO: --So Jack, you gotta tell me, what do you talk about when they're changin'? <"Jack>--Oh, the usual Blaine...quantam physics, foreign policy... --Yeah, that's great; you ever sneak a look over the towel? <"Jack>--You want the truth Blaine? You can't handle the truth. CHORUS Hey that's the life for me, yessireebob How do you get that job